Pig eats his way out of Israel

 Noooooooo!

 Juicing up!

Something about open markets makes smoothies taste better.

So many fun foods to conquer, so little time!

Whiskey & brownies?!

Halvah = Heaven.

Pig yarn bombs for a cause

Helped these girls yarn bomb a tree in recognition in the fight against breast cancer.

Pig goes this way and that

Sometimes I just need it spelled out for me.

I wish I may I wish I might, not have to leave tomorrow night.

Who has a shekel? I have some wishing to do!

Statue of Faith? I have faith it won't run off with me on it.

Egyptian Gate? Is that like the Stargate? Will it take me to Eqypt?

Pig working on the pink

 Herod had a great eye for locations.

 You say aqueduct I say beach time.

To whom do I address my complaints to for this horrid beach front view?

 Horrible last group meal view.

In lieu of my Shiner this will have to do.

Pig-inspiration

I can replicate this garden at home no problem.

Just when you think you have seen all the UNESCO World Heritage sites another pops up!

Bathroom break.

Oil and wine

I've got my wine, what are you guys drinking?

Got my glass, let's chugalug!

For all you bagged wine lovers now you can feel fancy, too.

My service industry friends will appreciate they give you a double jointed wine opener at the end of the tour.

Olive oil soap, reminds the pig of her mud bath!

Baptized Pig

Ready to be baptized in the River Jordan.

Pig in the real world

Bringing reality to vacation. Smoke coming up from Quneitra remnants of fighting between Syrian rebels and the military.

Hebrew, Zodiac, and all my fans

Trying to learn Hebrew in an Ethiopian classroom ... This little piggy's head is swimming.

Pig is on the zodiac wheel right?

Finally I found an amphitheater to fit all my adoring fans in Bet Shean.

Salt Cured Pig

Sure you have heard of pigs in space but in the Dead Sea?!

Dead Sea is right, I mean where's the party?! Why are people relaxing like this is some sort of spa treatment?

I've got the salt who has the pepper?

Anyone else's mad poppin'?!

Pig and packs

Smoke 'em if you got 'em! If I don't pay the balance on my credit card how much will these cigs cost me with interest?

You MUST try this iced tea flavored something because it's extra juicy?

Educated gum? Or for the "Professional" gum chewer?

Pig on the road

I'm in the desert. Is that an oasis or has the heat gotten to me?! Anyone else feeling thirsty?

Pig goes up ...

Piggy of the Mountain!

A bathhouse built for a king ... Or a pig.

I hope they're vegetarian snakes. Maybe I should go a different direction.

This looks better. This little piggy is going to play mountain goat! Onward ho!

I hope they have HBO, I hear I missed quite an episode of Game of Thrones.

How much weight does this box on a rope hold?

Piggy goes up, Piggy ensure a ride down.

Blushing Pig

Bringing new meaning to dirty underwear.

Pig underground

Western Wall tunnels. Pig prefers sunshine and mud.

 Visiting the Western (Wailing) Wall.

At THE Garden of Olives, and starting to get hungry.

Dining with the locals ... STARVING!

After a long day of walking it's best to rehydrate. This counts right?!

Pumpkin carpaccio and ajami ... This little piggy be super hungry!

It's water ... I swear!

Model of Jerusalem before destruction. Looks like quite a city, and just about my size.