Travel necessities

 A good book . . .

 A good meal . . .

A good sense of direction.

Do we have to leave?

Please???? Can we stay just a few days longer?

Salut!

Oh caramel vodka can I end every meal with you?!

If it's another ham sandwich, I may have to end to the meal with two or three of you.

Did someone order a baby well done?

Pig with mojo

So much mojo for one little pig!

Black sand beach lunchtime viewing.

Tapas tapas tapas.

So pretty it seems as much a shame to eat it as not to eat it but as I am a pig I will give you one guess as to what I will do!

Dear Prawn, I'm a little jealous you guys get to swim in the paella although jumping into that sangria back there looks like a tasty alternative.

You can take the pig outta Texas but Texas will follow everywhere you go.

Volcano ooh ha ha!

Off to conquer the volcano!

Dear Chandler, Here's Melanie attempting to roast me over the volcano as you requested.

Volcano oooo ha ha!

 BRING IT VOLCANO!

Dear Chandler, Here's Melanie attempting to roast me over the volcano as you requested.

A what garden?

 I'm not sure about a garden filled with prickly plants. I have tender feet.

Hey, these aren't so bad. Soft a fluffy cacti are fine be me.

Thirsty at the beach

Coke sounds good.

Disco Pig

I think I have the fever.

Cave time

Hopefully there are no bats down there.

What are all those people looking at? Any bets on who's gonna fall or get pushed in first?

Euros! I could use some . . . or ALL of those.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sunshine. Turtles are smarter than I though.

MAN we are way down here . . . creepy yellow.

Snack time?

 Yes please. Gotta love that wonderful Duff.

And nothing goes better with Duff than Burger King fries in a bag.

Even a cloudy day on vacation . . .

. . . is beautiful when you're on an island.

"Tipical Western Food" ? ? ?

 I think not.

Paella by the beach please!

Sand and Sun . . . get ready for T. Pig.

And we're off again. This time headed to a tropical paradise. Notice the USB port on the personal monitor? Niiiiiiiiiiiice KLM.

With quick stops in Amsterdam (not ready to stay yet) and Madrid (we'll be back, oh we'll be back), the Canary Islands not too far off.

Finally . . . 17 hours later . . . where's my sand and sun?