Arrrgh!

Austin & Chandler . . . if this picture were clearer you would
see that I'd found the Pirates of the Carribbean.

And on that farm there was a pig

Here a calorie, there a calorie, everywhere a calorie . . .
old little pig had a calorie overload . . . e-i-e-i-o.


Translates to I'm gonna be a fatty pig when I get home!

Trick me once shame on you, trick me twice shame on me . . .
poor brother, I hear you were tasty.

Michael Jackson would have loved this product.

Rock on Pig

I love rock and roll!

Sand in my hooves

Wait...this beach is a bar?!


The beach looks great from up here by candle light.


Do you like piña coladas? Something something something . . .

mmmmmmmm rice cake balls

Look Aunt Beki...rice cake balls!

Does it fit?

Hanbok fitting with Scottie. How do we look?

What's the Pig idea?

I have an idea.


I'm so on fire with my captioning they had
to call a professional to cool me off.

Another Pig in the wall

The "not so great" wall of the Korean Fortress.


Fortress. (What? Not all the captions can be gems.)


I'm falling for your Seoul.

Pig in fear

Ahhhhhhhh! When you said you were having me for
lunch I didn't think you meant literally!!!


First you wanted to eat me and now you want me for
target practice?!


I think they missed the mark on involving me in this activity.


I think I will wait waaaaay over here.


Bow down to the bow!

Pig paints the town . . . pink

So . . . . what are you guys having?


Apparently, you have to plug this hole to keep your
beer from flowing out. Korean tradition requires
you shoot the first drink of the night.


Ugh . . . buuuuuuurp.


Dear Chandler . . . I'm not an alcoholic . . . I'm a responsible
21-year-old pig.

Dinner etiquette

Mixing your own food is part of the experience.


Oh, silverware rest...I thought it was a foot rest.


Feeling hot, hot, hot.


For proper floor seating a mat is required.

Pig in a napkin

Go go gadget napkin holder.


Peebeembap time!


Soju time!

Seeing the sights

Pretty hill...sad story.


Just when we were beginning to blend in we are pointed out.


Cute but dangerous...the guard, too.


I'm thinking of moving in.

Pig on the edge

Folks you are looking at the North/South Korea border.


Making memories at a memorial.


Walking around a place with the most dangerous golf
course in the world.



his picture makes me wanna go wee wee wee all the way home.

Ever seen a pig in a dress?

All dressed up and everywhere to go.


SHOPPING!

Let's ride

Subway time...despite what you may have heard they're
just as crazy as subways anywhere.


Riding the rail.


Subways are okay but I need some leg room
(I have four after all) taxi time!

Scary

Those things are scary . . . scary tasty.


Best described as Jackie Chan Live.

Waddya call a pig with no arms and no legs?

Seriously, you would tell me if that was a former pig traveler, right?


Is it just me or do some things on that plate look like me?
I've been assured they're vegetables but I'm not sure I believe.


Where's the beef? Oh, there it is.


Hello, dumplin'!